The attic no longer has to be the red-headed stepchild of the house
If you’re like normal home owners, the attic is the one spot in your home where a couple times a year you draw straws to see who has to climb up the rickety ladder and grab anything from decorations to the old faithful air mattress that has seen one too many yinzers in its day. No one wants to go into the attic, but it doesn’t have to be that way. Whether there are real issues upstairs you’ve been putting off --because hey, out of sight, out of mind, right?-- or you just think your attic isn’t living up to its full potential, we can help you fix that.
Investing in insulation is way smarter than bankrolling your uncle’s latest business venture.
When you think about how everyone is so full of hot air these days-- your in-laws, the guy down the street with the Patriots logo on his mailbox, all those idiots in politics-- it seems slightly ridiculous how much money it costs to pump the stuff into your house all winter. The only thing worse than paying so much to keep your home toasty is losing all of that expensive air because you haven’t bothered to replace your insulation.
Lucky for you, we’re experts when it comes to insulation. Do you want a lot of space insulated in a hurry? We’ve got Batt insulation. Or maybe you’ve got a lot of tricky nooks and crannies in your attic? We’ll use spray insulation to take care of those suckers. We can do the ceiling, walls, floor, whatever you want. All you have to do is sit back and watch the numbers on your utility bill drop.
You’re never too old to raise the roof.
Or at least the value of your roof (unfortunately, there is a time in every man’s life when those keg stand and beer pong skills you worked so hard to hone suddenly go from “awesome” to “kind of sad, bro”). If your roof isn’t well-maintained, you risk leaks that could damage the insulation in your attic or even those precious knick knacks you clearly can’t live without. Plus, you’re pretty much inviting mold and pests to come in and stay a while. And if the Mrs. wasn’t happy when your mother came to stay for the week, imagine what she’ll say about this.
Save yourself the hassle and fix your roof before it becomes a problem. We can help you determine if you’ve got a leaky roof, get rid of moss and mold, replace your shambly shingles, and give unwanted guests the boot.
Install a new ventilation system, and give yourself a chance to breathe.
Moisture’s tricky. Even if your roof is solid, you can still end up with mold and wood rot in your attic from a bad ventilation system or crappy air sealing. Mold and rot can mess up important structural elements of your house like the rafters and sheathing. Does that sound like a pain in the neck to you? Because it should.
The worst part is that, most of the time, moisture’s only making it into your attic because someone else made a mistake when they were building the house. Maybe the bathroom air vent is dumping the steam from your shower in the attic instead of outside. Maybe someone put the dryer vent in wrong. Either way, someone really messed up on that one.
And we get it. It’s stressful to deal with other people’s stupidity. That’s why we’ll take care of it for you.
Keep the wiring in your attic and all around your home from becoming a hazard.
In case you haven’t picked up on it yet, we’re hilarious. We can laugh at anything. Except electrical issues because that stuff is flat out dangerous. Problems with wiring can overload your circuit breaker, jolt you or your family when you plug something in, overheat ceiling fixtures, generate sparks, and start fires. It’s truly... shocking.
But seriously. If you suspect your problem is a little bigger than replacing burnt out light bulbs, let us handle it. A lot of things are better BBQ’d, but you aren’t one of them.
Life is messy. Your attic doesn’t have to be.
We’ve seen it happen time and time again. You forget to check your attic for a couple months and it becomes the home of a few unwanted guests who decide to hold rodent relay races at 3 AM leaving you with the pleasant sleep sounds of nasty paws scurrying from wall to wall all night long. You have enough mess to deal with in your life thanks to little Lucy channeling Leonardo DaVinci on the living room wall. Leave the attic mess to us. We’ll take care of rat and bat droppings alike while you pump yourself full of beer until Lucy’s painting starts looking like the real Mona Lisa.
Get your stuff organized.
Let’s be honest here. Your attic is a disaster. Last time you told yourself you were going to clean it, you took one look at that mess and went for the old comic books you stashed in the box of crock pots and silverware you got for your wedding and spent the rest of the afternoon hiding out upstairs.
Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. When you’re actually ready to toss all that junk you don’t need-- or you just need to make room for more junk you don’t need-- we can design a storage solution just for you.
Make your house feel a lot bigger by transforming your old attic into livable space.
Maybe your family is growing. Maybe some relatives have moved in for “just a few weeks.” Maybe you’ve come home to find a sip and sketch party taking up every inch of your house on more than one occasion. Whatever the reason, it never hurts to have a little extra space. Whether you’re dreaming of a new playroom to distract the kids or a place for you to hide out when the in-laws are in town, it’s way easier to take advantage of the space you already have than to try to add more on (but if you do decide an addition is the way to go, we can do that too).
When you start a big renovation project, you know you’re going to be spending a lot of time with your contractors for a while. That’s why you should pick us. We’re your new best friends and the best contractors you’ll ever meet all in one package. Can’t beat that.
